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Holi is going to celebrate on Friday, 2nd March 2018 all over India. This is one of the biggest festival of the Hindus religion and celebrated with lots of enthusiasm and happiness. They also exchange gift items with near & dear ones. Basically, it is a two day spring festival with the first day is known as Chhoti or Holika Dahan and the second day is famous as Dhuleti or Rangwali Holi or Badi Holi. The festival celebrate both love as well as colour. Today, we have compiled some Best Holi Devar to bhabhi Wishes in Hindi, Holi Devar to Bhabhi Messages & Jokes.

holi jokes,holi messages,holi devar to bhabhi messages,holi sayings,holi smsHoli brings lots of positive thing in our life but don’t think that Holi will overcome all the problems and mistakes. Now, it is the perfect time to solve all the problems to make them correct take right decisions. So, take a new and fresh start of Holi with relatives and spread the true messages of Holi.

 

Happy Holi Devar to Bhabhi Jokes, Wishes, Shayari

Ek sharabi ki Bhabi ka dehant ho gaya,
to uske risthedaro ne usse pucha – ‘kyu bhai’
Dawa – Daaru nahi ki thi kya?
Devar Mahaseh : ‘daaru’ peekar hi to dawa dee thi.

 

 

 

Bhabi : waha khadi weh Ladki,
hum logo ki taraf ishare ku kar rahi h,
Devar: chup, itni jor se mat bolo,
mein kal use samjha dunga ki tum kaun ho

 

 

Ek maths teacher se uski Bhabhi ne kaha
dekho Devar ji neelu pure 17 saal ki ho gayi h
uske liye koi accha sa 20 saal ka ladka dhundo.
Devar: kaafi din dhundne ke baad 20 saal ka koi nahi mila
ek kaam karu 10-10 saal ke do dhund lu

 

 

Devar stool par khade the aur deewar par rang kar rahe the
itne mein unki Babhi ji aayi aur kehne lagi
devar ji sunte ho maine kaha brush ko majbooti se pakad lo
mein yeh stool dusre room mein lekar ja rahi hu.

 

 

Ek aurat ko vote nahi dalne diya
to weh apne Devar ko lekar chunao adhikari ke pass gayi,
jaanch padhtal ke baad pata chala ki
uss aurat ka naam marne wali list mein likh rakha h,
to weh chikhi? Mein jinda khadi hu aurr
iss par Devar ne danta,
‘jaban kyu lada rahi ho? Kya itne badhe aadmi juth bolenge’

 

 

Devar ke dair se aane par bhabi boli
‘yeh ghar aane ka waqt h’
Jaldi mujhe safai do aur sach sach btana
kitni gf h tumhari devar ji
devar shanti se: bhabi tum ek baat pehle pakki karlo
ki safai chaye ya sach baat

 

Also Read : Advance Happy Holi Messages 2018

Let’s take a pledge to get away all our bad habits and all our past issues to make the Holi as an fresh starting of this year. Before will Holi arise, make as much as new good friends that makes your life much interesting and beautiful just like as vibgyor. Enjoy the day with unforgetable moments spend with friends and relatives.

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